A Couple of Carols and… Stevie Wonder’s Gonna Kill Me

Oh Little Town of Washington

O little town of Washington,
How well we see thee lie!
Above thy deep and dreamless sheep
The silence that you buy;
Yet on thy dark deeds knoweth
That we will shine the Light;
The hopes and fears of all the years
WIll indict thee to-night.

Your threats are not so scary,
Though gathered from above,
We no more sleep, but start to keep
Tabs on our corrupt gov.
O liberal blogs, together
Proclaim the gread besmirch!
And praises sing to Fitz the King,
Let’s bring peace to earth.

How silently, how silently,
Our trust in you was riven!
We forgave you with all our hearts
Because of nine-eleven.
But your lying war was coming,
For all the world a sin,
Where money was received in, still
Coming, rolling in.

Where once we were proud and happy
You’ve been running wild,
Now misery cries out to thee,
Disasters heavily piled;
Where charity stands watching
As you block every door door,
The dark night wakes, New Orleans breaks,
Incompetence comes once more.

O corruption of Washington!
Leave us be, we pray;
Cast out your sin and enter in,
Be true in us to-day.
We hear the Fitzmas angels
The great glad tidings tell;
O come to us, abide near us,
Where you belong–in jail!

Karl Rove Roasting on an Open Fire

Karl Rove roasting on an open fire,
Indictment nipping at his nose,
White House aides singing like a choir,
To Fitzgerald, smiling ’cause he knows.

Everybody knows a turkey and caught miscreants,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny liberals with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Fitzie’s on his way;
He’s goaded lots of boys and girls to make them say.
And every mother’s child is going to spy,
To see if Rovie really will go bye-bye.

And so I’m offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Fitzmas to you.

Delay’s Dernier Date

A smiling DA is on earth like star
A frown can’t bring out the corruption that you are
Bring him in and Earle begins smiling…
There’re brighter days ahead

Don’t mess with Texas, said our fears,
But Earle is gonna be what he is
It’s okay, please indict Delay whose smiling…
Mug shot staring straight ahead

A smiling face you won’t have, you see
‘Cause convicted you’re going to be
But we and Earle will begin smiling…
There’re brighter days ahead

Luck’s not competing, it’s left your side
You should get life, so we’ll let you cry
So for a mug shot please begin to smile – For us,
There’re brighter days ahead.

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