In honor of Julian Assange’s bail. I don’t like him all that much, but I love Wikileaks. This is to the tune of the Beatles’ “While My Guitar Gently Weeps.” Some of the lyrics are still George Harrison’s, but I suspect he wouldn’t want credit for what I’ve done:
I hope that you all see the docs I’m dispersing
Which my guitar Wikileaks.
I love diplomats the best when they’re cursing
So my guitar Wikileaks.
I don’t know why nobody told you
how to protect yourself;
I don’t know how someone controlled you
they bought and sold you.
I look at the world and I notice it still turning
Though my guitar Wikileaks.
With every mistake we must surely be learning
So we can learn from Wikileaks.
I don’t know how you were diverted
you were perverted too
I don’t know how you were inverted
no one alerted you.
I look for your docs while you are sleeping
for guitar’s Wikileaks.
I look for you all;
while my guitar Wikileaks.